Dear nations of the earth:
I have taken down four on my own today (Malcolms I-IV) STOP
Don't know how much longer we can hold up STOP
A new army of Terrences seem to be nesting in the office down the hall STOP
Send aid (vinegar) as soon as you can STOP
Must go, the enemy is preparing a divebombing attack STOP
Send help soon, and love to my mother STOP
CAFF (Crusader Against the Fruit Flies) Capt Sharples
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